Amos

Back when the kingdoms of Judah and Israel were divided. Under-aged, minority fortune tellers were forced to work underground. Picking away at coal to fuel the kingdoms that had enslaved them.

These became the Minor Prophets. (Get it? Minor. Miner. Do you... Do you get it?)


 * Obligatory cookie joke about amos being famous
 * Obligatory joke about how his name kind of sounds like "Anus"
 * hehe. anus.
 * The book is found directly after that one small book about destruction and right before that other small book about destruction. You know the one.
 * Prophesies that your mom would be really ugly (Amos 10:4)
 * Your mom is really ugly
 * Look at that! He was right.
 * Written by Judas