3 John

3 John:
 * Written after 2 John and before 4 John
 * You're not cool enough to know about 4 John
 * Pronounced 3rd John but written 3 John
 * Because fuck you, that's why
 * Rumor has it this book was written by the 3rd guy to ever be named John in the history of humanity.
 * This is not a rumor. I can confirm it's true.
 * Written about how illegally pirating music is sin
 * You're going to hell