Jude

Jude:
 * Written by Jesus
 * Written around 1969
 * Written about the popular Beatles' song
 * Written in a damp closet
 * Straight up quotes the book of Enoch like we're just gonna let that shit fly.
 * If you rearrange the letters you can almost spell "Jedi"
 * Man that Force Awakens movie was SO cool, right?
 * Doesn't change that Jude still least famous member of the Christ family.