Ruth


 * Ruth is widely known for having the same name as my ex-wife
 * Contrasts between the two being that the Ruth in the book couldn't be nearly as beautiful as my Ruth
 * Oh. She told me not to call her "my" Ruth anymore...
 * I remember how much she used to like me calling her that. Her nose would crinkle up and she'd look at me in a way that would just melt my heart every time...
 * OH GOD PLEASE TAKE ME BACK RUTH PLEASE
 * I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU IN EVERY PAIR OF PANTS I OWN SO I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR FACE
 * I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH
 * WHY
 * WHY
 * WHY
 * Probably written during the Second Temple period.
 * Probably written during the Second Temple period.